Whatever

A fear of heights doesn't mix well with that road. I should've taken the weed that was offered.

 

crack kills y’all

 

“High Times” reject photo

 

14444

 

That was actually my mint

 

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Ugh

 

I have some of that too.. just started flowering.. sad times in Jersey
I prefer spring when everything is coming up new.. now it’s all stragglers here, turning brown

 

Random favorite movie lines…
From “The Outlaw Josey Wales”

Josey Wales: “That’s always how it is. I get to liken’ somebody and they ain’t around for long”
Lone Watie: “I noticed when you get to dislikin’ somebody, they ain’t around fer long neither”

 

flex seal it..

 

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person.
So I can get a better girlfriend.

 

And that's why he's deceased.
*Diet Coke...nice touch.

They used to way back when.

 

I was gonna ask if that was in Glacier Nat'l Park.

I dunno if that would be such a great idea.

I've been out West many times but never been to Glacier.
Kinda envious.


Tell you what, Skyline Drive along the crest of the Blue Ridge in Virginia is pretty hairy in places.
Lots of dumbass drivers too.
The scenery isn't epic like that though.

 

I'm talking before you were born.
I remember quite distinctly their lousy apple pies.
Why? (I hear you asking)
Because I was in college and still smoking weed, that's why.
Want an apple pie with your Whopper?
Fuckin A

 

...says Mister Plumber

 

I introduced my imaginary girlfriend to my dad.
He said “C’mon, you can do better”
I said “You really think so?”
“Shut up. I’m talking to your girlfriend”