Whatever

Morning.

 

Da zit??

 

Yep.

Revenge of the Nerds is on next. I'm determined to get up and be productive before that comes on

 

So, out of curiosity....and I figured they wouldn't be real cheap, but wasn't expecting this price for a set of 4 tires. Showed my kid si he maybe think twice about burning them off....he laughed..

 

Sum goodies

 

Lamar's javelin throw..

 

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."


Passenger: "Who?"


Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."


Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."


Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."


Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"


Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."


Passenger: "How did you meet him?"


Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

 

Just finished da yard bout to get a shower then we all goin to Wally world yay.

 

Be sure to get yourself a pair
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Angelina...ce-Novelty-Sleep-Lounge-Wear-1-Pack/913427684

 

Pffft...no pockets....let's check access on the back side, could still get a ok....

 

No giraffes

 

Flaccid.

 

Doo dey help wif neck pain??

 

I don't think so.... what's wrong with your neck?

 

I come from a bad situation with my dad, he was the only one. Everyone else is all good. Family stuff can still suck tho.

 

It’s been a week now .. feels like a crick or strain butt never had one this long .. wife keep sayin it this lil cyst on my back by my shoulder blade cause in it pinchin a nerve butt I don’t think so

 

Maybe you should find a good chiropractor, I need to go see mine very soon. I haven't been to him in over a year. Seriously though, a good one will solve your issue.

 

Here’s your green, Bob.






An apple a day my ass!

 

Hit em with the mower. Smells great!!