Whatever

wait, what, uh, um, uh, did, I, uh, miss,something?, i, uh, um, may have been, um, uh, distracted.....

 

Random trivia…
If you spell out all the numbers from zero to nine hundred ninety nine. You won’t use a single A

 

Preach

 

I'm going to be gel staining our lowers and I think painting the uppers white but I'm not 100% decided on the lowers. I'll wait till I stain to see if I want to do them all or split it out.

❤️

 

I hope it's just the lighting in your living room...

 

It's much darker of a color than your cabinets.

I just happen to like dark colors.

Edit: this is our dining room.

Living room is next.

 

A BK Big Fish sammich. Just like mama used to order. Mmmmmm

 

White perch?

 

They didn’t specify. I like to imagine it’s trout or salmon but I’m sure it’s something cheap.

 

Crappie

 

Sea carp, but good.

 

Word porn

 

Premium
Big
Crispy
Panko
Tangy

 

Looks edible enough

 

splluuuugggeeeee




Also, pretty sure my boss knows I dislike him, but he won't address it. Begin the entertainment

 

Ya'll should talk it out.

 

Mmmmmmm

 

Oh, I've expressed my concerns regarding the department. Just now he came in and said something, to which I replied "wait, what did you say?" and he said "what?", thought I interrupted him and proceeded to be a jackass. Fuck that guy.

 

So the penguin is driving his car on a hot day and his car breaks down, so he takes it over to the Walrus to get it checked out. The Walrus takes a look at the car and says, “I think I know what’s going on here. Go across the street and get yourself some ice cream while I check it out.”


So the penguin waddles across the street, gets some ice cream, and then he heads back over to the shop and sits down to wait. After a half hour, the Walrus comes back out and says, “Sorry pal. Looks like you blew a seal.”


Penguin cries, “What - THIS!?” Nah this is just ice cream!!”