Whatever

Sexy!

 

Hell nah I’m doin dat tomorrow I’m pooped .. now we expect pics from da park though

 

They far from home. Missouri.

 

Chores done.

Mountain of refinance papers signed.

Next mortgage payment is due in November. best news I heard today.

 

Just got a call from the sheriffs department. They want me to come in for an interview. I don’t even remember applying for a job there.

 

yessssss.. and he seemed to know everyone on the dock, then later at Hoggs Breath saloon.. sittin on a stool with his wrinkled ass. Never saw his other half, but would assume she’d partake in the freakers ball

side note: I did finish my breakfast

 

A Florida man was recently caught wearing nothin but a sock. The Sock was not on his foot. Reported out of Key West

 

“We all thought Grandma died in the best possible way…peacefully, in her sleep. But the autopsy revealed that she actually died in the worst possible way…during the autopsy.”
- Anthony Jeselnik

 

First thing that happened was my daughter face planted into concrete. There was a thud and then blood. She's okay now and playing.

Note the bandaid on her noggin.

 

Glad she’s ok!! She a tough one

 

The boss hung up a sign “I’m the boss. Never forget it.”
After lunch his secretary told him “Your wife called. She wants her sign back.”

 

There's one of those phkn possum on the half-shell bastards living in my front bushes deep underground. Imma kiss him with a bag of quick-crete!

 

My normal dollar general was out of spam so I went to another one in town. Which is right beside a nail salon. While there I discovered one of the great truths…very hot women frequent nail salons.

And I used my life savings on a friggin’ trailer park.

 

Go get yer feet did!

 

New poll from @Wolftaco0503
Thanks Adam!

 

Nah, they are just right for swooping down to catch rabbits and snakes and stuff.

 

You wood be amazed how good it feels

 

Glad that it wasn't too serious of injury. My younger brother who I'm still close to, seems like every time he would tag along something like that happened. Usually required stitches.

So visited my mother again. I overheard her telling her friend who was already there, that the loser brother is out of the penitentiary and stole the remaining $200.00 that was on her food stamp card. What a dandy.
Mom is doing about the same as yesterday. Just tired she says and she still can't stand up on her own. Ugh...