Whatever

Yeah but I steal all my material. Yours is an original. No comparison.

 

Tell that man, from all of us
What you're about to say may make you cuss
Customer guy please go get screwed
Now the Ho is a pissed off dude

He can stick that card straight up his ass
Along with bits of broken glass

He's lucky you didnt throw a punch
A hospital visit might fuck up his lunch

Hopefully the next one won't be so bad
We don't like our Ho getting mad

Go to the back take ya a break
Maybe go feeschin at the lake

We hope your day gets much better
Maybe a hot chick will let you pet her

 

Poetry standoff

 

Well done sir!

 

I’m just gonna sit back and drink my coffee.

 

Tis not a standoff and nary a strife
But two whatevers sharing their life

Another customer and another day
And will bring with it whatever it may

Tomorrow can suck it for there will be no beer
But will instead bring with it the sight to see clear

For on that day there has been made
A promise that cannot bend nor break

So today I raise a glass
To the folks in here who really kick ass

But let there not be any sight of woe
Because where there is a whatever
There will always be a Ho

 

@CrippledHo @StayinStock

Fellas…. I’m impressed

 

I consider you my bro
So, tell that customer to respect you Ho
If that customer continues with their usual tricks
Tell them to eat a bag of dicks

 

I long for that call into the office with "did you tell this customer to eat a dick?" Absolutely not, I told him to eat a bag of dicks

 

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle
with a chihuahua

 

My uncle was found dead, naked, with a scarf around his neck and a dildo up his butt.

Cause of death was ruled “accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation”.

At his funeral the priest said he would be best remembered for his charity work.

Ha! Wrong.

 

To all of you:

 

Always remember we have your back
When those bitches start talkin smack

Tell them all they can drop dead
You're gonna visit the Whatever thread

New OP, same ol' peeps
Talking bout shit, but not about jeeps

So if your day finds you seeking beer
Pour that shit out and hop in here

For as you know we don't judge
Tho some in here seem to carry a grudge

But that is neither here nor there
Just remember Ho, that we care

 

These guys bustiz rhymes like a mo’fucka.
Smoove than baby shit!