Whatever

Those were the days.

 

Yup da same

 

You take your little blue pill?

 

Duh. Small handful. I expect big results

 

Big handful, small results

 

Remember, if it doesn’t go down by 4 hours, seek help cause you’re doing it wrong or somethin.

 

Big shadow cast by a tiny tree. Yeah, I don’t know what that means either.

 

Shit man, at my age? I’d rejoice and play ring around the rosey…
Are you chitting right now??

 

It means that the sun is low in the sky. Either that or it means someone is talking big things aboot their small ding ding.

 

Bingo!!

 

What if a fella had no problem with his wood and took one of them pills? (Not really a question I’m just limp dick shaming you).

 

Try not to spackle. You need fibah

 

Cat couldn’t scratch it…

 

You should have told me that 10 minutes ago.

 

I wouldn’t know about that. In my town they use me as a sundial.
“What time is it?”
“It’s three hairs past a freckle”

 

Go Jets

 

Where they going?

 

Up in the wild, blue yonder?

 

Don’t think fleshy lites have a limp mode

 

With Benny
Or Bennie if you play a piano