Whatever

Wish I had a money tree

 

Morning





Its not cold whereever you are. Its cold AF here though!

 

Currently dog sitting at my daughters for a few hours

 

It’s a balmy 31 degrees here !

 

we have a chapter in PA. Coming back from there one night saw glowing metal on trucks, stayed FAR away from it..lol

 

yes, yes it is. Almost thought about wearing gloves and a Toque today....Almost.

 

Jesus...you should move somewhere people can actually live.

 

Someday...hopefully. The wife still isn't convinced we need to move to Texas. Shes thinking Australia but I think there's too much stuff that wants to kill you there.

 

There is, been there a few times, mostly on stop overs. That place has Australians (which are absolutely insane), snakes that eat people, spiders that eat fucking birds and lizards that can shoot venom at you and they have fucking dinosaurs. And that's just on land.

Go in the water and you're as good as dead within 12 seconds.

Nope, not gonna do it.

 

that's the only good thing about this cold. It kills of all the little murder animals!

 

Except Walruses and Polar Bears..they love that shit.

 

and Wolverines. Don't forget those vicious little fuckers!

 

Gerd Merning, Wertervrs

 

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take

 

Great song!

Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

 

I didn't think money grew on trees?! Now you're telling me that people have lied to me?!?!

 

That feels like temp has to be illegal.

 

Apparently my yard guys know more than most. They spent it at the coffee truck by now, I am sure.

 

Hopefully they bought donuts with it.