Whatever

It's stored somewhere. I have no idea where she keeps it.

 

Mine likes to hide under the bed in a laundry basket.

 

You keep your laundry basket under the bed?

Hmmm...

 

My wife does.

I keep my dirty clothes on the floor. She's all fanatical about picking stuff up and putting it where it belongs.

She's a little weird like that.

 

I keep mine in my sock drawer. With some water based lube and a copy of “Sex crazed mutants from outer space”

 

I also make fart noises in the supermarket while walking behind her and say things like, "Jesus, Kim, couldn't hold that one in?" Usually when there are a lot of people around.

When we leave Costco and they check your receipt, I always tell the person checking the receipts to keep an eye on the lady behind me, she's been following me around and I think i saw her shove some merchandise down her pants.

I'm hard to live with.

 

I appreciate the weird.

I'm just trying to think of a laundry basket short enough to fit under our bed now. Maybe we should raise the bed, again

 

We have one of those memory foam king size beds, I think it's called a Purple (not even kidding), it's on a 18" high frame, loads of storage under it. She got these baskets on wheels from Amazon that fit right under the bed.

 

We've got similar on an adjustable frame but I'm short and the height can be not ideal...

We've knocked it down a few times because it comes with 2" or 3" leg adjustments that can just be put back on. It's just the bed and frame are rediculously heavy and it's not fun to adjust.

 

You sound real nice to work for. Do them a favor and let them go, tons of people are hiring. Good luck finding quality workers in this job market.

 

Let me know when they cave and put those Red Baron pizzas on two for one special.

I've had worse...

 

Pussy??

Whaasat?

 

Damn. I was actually kinda serious.

Not the whole poster?

It's a different kind of goat that some people prefer.

 

Snack time tunes
https://youtu.be/wvAnQqVJ3XQ

 

Morning

 

I am great to work for if you aren't a moron.

Sorry if it offends your delicate sensibilities, but you know what they say..nahh, I really don't care.

 

But seriously folks, it is an in-person job.