Whatever

Looky who showed up!!

 

Was there today.

 

Gonna bore you with today's trip. Feel free to skip this post.
My buddy picked me up in his jeep

He had to stop by and see his daughter. I pet the dog.

Had lunch. Got cussed at.

Chased some turkeys

Took some random pics



And came home.

 

Looks like turkey tracks on top of the tombstone!

 

It does. Didnt even notice it. There are several rocks around that tombstone that you can tell were placed there. I assume it is family members.

 

My buddy has an old cemetery on his farm. Dates back to late 1700’s kinda cool and kinda Erie.

 

BTW..... Has anyone ever noticed that the Yeti koozie does not fit in any of the 14 cup holders..... You know.... the stainless koozie the holds my be..... I mean soda.
It won't hold it..... That's really disappointing.

Should I take my truck back for a refund?

 

I’d get rid of the $70 yeti koozie!!

 

Goes into diner with cross on front window and gets cussed out. Pets Spuds McKenzie but is not offered a Bud Light. Gets mooned by three wild turkeys. That's my take.

 

You can drill it out with a hole saw. Doesn't effect warranty.

 

That pretty much sums it up.

 

Hey Kids!
What time is it?

 

Time to shoot the damn rooster for crowing so damn early?

 

Hmm...understandable.

Having grown up on a farm, doesn't bother me.
Kinda like when farmers spread manure on their fields.
[sniff sniff]
Mmmm....Yuppie repellant.

Unless that farmer raises pigs.

 

I grew up in the country, not on a farm. Still would shoot BB's at the rooster. I do enjoy the smell of the farm, except hog and chicken.

 

Ooh, I dunno about not minding pig shit.
That's too potent. Even for a farm boy.

How about a farm story?

When I was maybe 6 or 7, the neighbor kid and I invented a game.
(The neighbor kid was from the nearest farm, a mile or so away.)
The sows had sheds with farrowing pens inside with a door for them to go to an outside pen.
When a sow was outside, we'd jump into the pen with brooms and chase the piglets around, swatting them.
Fast little buggers.
Wee Wee Wee!
And when we heard the sow grunting on her way back in we'd jump out of the pen.
And laugh our heads off.

The fun was over when we got caught.
That was worth a serious spanking.
We were told in no uncertain terms that the sow would definitely kill us.
And eat us too.

True story.
I find it amazing that some people think pigs can be pets.

[EDIT] Oh, I misread. Yeah, nobody can ignore pig shit.
Chicken and turkey...bad in a shed. Not so bad in the open air.

 

My daughter was named after the Spuds McKenzie dog... on her license plates she has Spuds. when People ask her what her plates mean she tells them this is why teenagers should not have children, because you get named after their favorite beer! Her name is MacKenzie. Not Spuds by the way.

 

What beer?

 

Caught up, but Whatever.

A clue on my vote

https://youtu.be/d0Q3qYSw4HM

 

Time to go motor boating!!