Whatever

going over to 3rd gen threads and dropping a few posts is a lot like coming home at lunchtime, when nobody ‘s around, and taking a peaceful dump in the guest bathroom with the fancy towels and soaps…


so satisfying.

 

Just a couple locals pissed about my driving. (kidding)

I mean, no sir. Everyone is

 

Ok....just checkin'. Sometimes fellas on the ol' internet can get a little goofy when a cute girl with a pickup truck shows up.

Any nonsense and you let me know.

 

I get what you're saying but....
To me, it's like having to go to the bathroom really bad inside a Sam's Club whilst waiting for a stall to free up allthewhile listening to larger guy talk about the bargain price he got on a 12 pack of white tube socks and you just knowing that he had filled his flatbed cart with 94 rolls of tp, 35 12pks of coke and a mountain of nacho cheese Doritos that is certainly a sight to behold.

 

with all due respect sir, don't think you would want to keep pace with me, as i navigate,tailgate and pit maneuver my way thru murrilins lovely roadways...

 

paint it

 

Dats prolly da plan!

 

they get struck by lightning...

 

Would it be less scary if it were @Gritto with the chainsaw?

You sound like you've got a lot of experience with this

 

Imma just leave this right here......

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/company-gives-employees-30-minute-masturbation-breaks/

 

I think I might find a ‘black ops’ bush before I’d sit down in a Sam’s…

 

Be careful. This was tried in the well documented and factual life simulation that is South Park

 

Well you've already got the trailer for this one, so I might as well share.

I think I was 11 and my older sister had gotten her license. (I'm the middle of 5) She took me, my older brother, and his friend up to high rock. She stayed there while my brother and his friend wandered off down the trails. I had a crush on his friend, so I followed them around. I couldn't tell you exactly where we were, but we came around a bend and there was a guy standing off a bit with a chainsaw. Felt like the middle of nowhere. Just standing there. He saw us and quite sternly told us "you kids better turn around and get out of here now." There was a couple seconds of just a straight up stare down while we were frozen. He turns on his chainsaw and starts making noise. They were spooked. I was spooked. We leave and start looking over our shoulders. The chainsaw noise stops and I swear I see this guy watching us through the woods and like following from a distance for a bit. At the time I thought he was maybe doing something illegal and we'd startled him, but later on when we told our parents they told us about Camp David cause we didn't know.