Whatever

I didn't, however, get caught for punching someone once.

 

I punched a kid in the nose when I was in kindergarten after he stole my favorite toy. When my dad came to pick me up because I got sent home he asked who I punched and the front desk person just says "the right one."

 

You crazy!!!

 

So are you!!

 

Thank you.

 

Well that's boring lol

I had a guy who used to bug me all the time on the bus route till the bus driver was kind enough to turn the camera off for me when he got to handsy with my shit.

I threw him over the seat but he was a little guy so

 

I got into a fight in a bar in Jacksonville Florida and left with a Ka-Bar imbedded in my gut.

True story, about killed me. I was about 2 miles away before I collapsed..lol

 

I'm not sure I wanna be associated with you lunatics.

 

Yeah, but it left a helluva scar. Always fun when I take my shirt off and you see the jigsaw patchwork.

 

...says the pyro.

 

I held, and hopefully still do, the middle school record in 7th grade for being referred to the principal 76 times in a school year

Typical days of school in CA were ~180

 

I once broke a kids nose cuz he was being mean to my little sister…. We were in jr high

 

I still hold the unofficial Long Island Ice Hockey record for penalty minutes for Goalies.

 

Pffffttt. I was hoping for something juicy. Like technically you weren’t supposed to shower in the boys gym. Or something.

 

Is that fancy talk for knife?

 

I may or may not have run from Johnny Law on two wheels many, many times...

 

I was pulled over for drinking 13 times in one year, never got a ticket.

Probably a good thing I stopped. Drinking. I still drive

 

We got pulled over almost every weekend it seemed and never got more than a warning and told to dump out the alcohol

Growing up in the 80s - 90s was great!