Whatever

You up and running?

 

I’d say that constitutes a successful delivery!
It ain’t Haribo gummy bears this time is it? If so, drive down and dump that shit in my driveway!

 

It’s a truckload of tomato stakes.

 

I like Smoove stuff

 

Dump and run man!!

 

They on me now. No bawls!!

 

Y’all gotta deal with shit like that yourselves or do they have a repair crew?

 

This the season for blowouts, that’s why I like running in the rain. Cool tires don’t usually blow

 

If it’s on the outer rim, I’ll get that tire off and keep going as long as the remains 3 tires on that side are rated for the weight. If it’s an inner, gotta sit and wait for somebody.

 

Copy. And do they you while you wait?

 

I’m not hourly. I get paid a percentage of the load so I only get extra money if I’m delayed over 2 hours.

 

im no expert

 

Happy birthday!

 

I have a few mechanics and a "shop" at my truck yard. The things my drivers do amaze me. Broken Sellick seats, collapsed landing gear, bumpers and deflectors..missing..HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A DEFLECTOR OR BUMPER AND NOT KNOW IT?

Of course, some of them tried disconnecting silent passenger and samsara..but that didn't work out too well for them.

I like most of my drivers, but jumping jesus on a pogo stick, some of them are pretty frigging dense.

 

Move out to the Island and I'll make you my lead driver.

18 drivers under you and you'll get one of the new rigs and trailer/sellick combos.

Deal?

 

no overnights...furthest we go is Bahstun..

And our driver room has a k-cup machine!

 

What's the hourly rate? Or do you pay by mileage?

 

I've heard of D cups, and even DD cups. Man, a K cup...... that must be what Dolly Parton has







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