Whatever

FTFY. Only car I've ever driven that could be totaled by hitting a riding mower.

 

I think a good pothole can total it too.

 

Sister?

 

It’s pretty sad that having “real ingredients” in food is a selling point.

Good morning whateverers

 

Now you got 2 problems

 

Oh no, I got waaaay more than that

 

It doesn’t matter how many you have as long as you remember how to erase them.

 

I find there's even more problems when I wake up if that happens

 

That just means there’s too much blood in your ackahol stream.

 

Ohhhhhh so close!

 

@G8R_Taco

 

I gotta get offa this throne and get moving. I still have to pack and head off to a mythical land up north where I will be challenged by 3 golden retrievers. So far, I am undefeated in puppy fights and hope to come home still the reining champion.