Whatever

Looks like an international with a chevy v8 transplant

 

We hashed out the "who's wedding is it" last week on here.

It's not my wedding, but it is my cousin's wedding. I'm sad to miss it, but they need me here.... especially if he starts passing out again. His release was delayed for that today.

 

Ohh I wasn’t paying attention… or if I was I was drunk and don’t remember!

So my advice was solid and they are just a bunch of a-holes!!

 

@six5crèéd

 

I feel like the over protective brother who has to screen the sisters future husband

 

Now wait a minute here! What if I found the one???

Yeah! Why not???

 

Thoughts and Prayers, Ms. Mollie, to you and your entire family. He's one lucky dude, considering!

 

Pro-tip. If it’s hot outside and you’re drinking straight whiskey… don’t forget to take off your shirt and stand out in the front yard scratching your genitals. The neighbors will not come over to ask for sugar!

 

Really wasn’t expecting that to be the part of the statement in bold… I must be getting better!

 

Actually have a neighbor up the road who is a known drug user. He'll get super high and wonder the neighborhood naked

 

I thought that was you. You’re at the wrong house again

 

Thanks Troy. He most certainly is. Coulda been way worse!