Whatever

just wanted to drop this here...cuteness overload..

 

I thought you had some fancy sequin shorts on there.

 

No number.
Dey's stalking you wid da beer cans now.

 

Not my first stalker I can tell ya that

 

Something like that yea

 

Yeah, they're pretty big.
They're also less vocal that coyotes out west.
The few times I've seen one, I was toting a shotgun (loaded with birdshot) while hunting grouse.
The lucky bastards...

 

digicam for when you're in the blue woods..lol

 

I want one of them for my basement.

 

Much obliged!!

 

I've heard she's got It goin on...

 

The eyes are an amazing shade of yellow. He was one serious mo’fucka. I was fumbling with my phone and hit the calculator icon instead of the camera so I looked down for one second and he just disappeared into thin air. He didn't cross any of the open areas so he had to be near. I looked a bit and then came to my senses and got the fug back into my tractor. This was the reason that I first got my dash cam.

 

I wouldn’t have shot him that day even if I could have. We looked into each other’s eyes and developed mutual respect. I taught him an important lesson, don’t ever trust a human. He was bed down and felt safe because he saw the humans do the same thing over and over again without fail. He felt confident that he was in a safe place and I blew his mind when I deviated from the script and cut off his escape route. It’s shit like this that makes going to work bearable.

 

MILF?

 

Probably a GILF at this point. That song is pretty old...

 

A @Gator I’d like to fudge?