Whatever

You seriously think he'll get me a Christmas present?

 

Many of them do give significant contributions to our church but never all of it. Sadly I'm the youngest in our church by 30 years. In 15 years we may not have much of a congregation left.

 

Yes, I just hope it’s non absorbent. If you get socks, rub them in his face

 

Gnite folks. Gotta put in 12 hours tomorrow, then got a few days off.

 

Chickenfilet.

 

So wholesome.

 

If you start making babies now, you can save the church.

 

That was a lengthy explanation for a joke....

 

Oh jeez it'll be a race against the clock though

 

I believe in you. Maybe @G8R_Taco can set you up with those blue 8 hour jackhammer pills.

 

You didn't suggest a green poster board cutout

 

Nite Mr. Bob

 

I thought you were sorta being for cereal

 

Is he gone? Good because I have a confession. I’ve been cheating on the Breyer’s Chocolate ice cream with this hot little number. Unfrickinbelievably creamy.
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He just bought a house, I'd settle for a 'how ya doin?'
But if I get socks I'll definitely rub them in his face.

Granola!!

He takes after his....I'm not sure who he takes after.

Nite Squirts

 

Having said that.... Story time


I was in a line to vote 3 or 4 years ago. I was talking to a guy behind me. Somehow we got talking about this topic. I happened to mention that the minister where I was going to church at the time always and I mean always wore very expensive clothes. As did his wife and kids. He turns to me and says " God don't like ugly " ! I was rolling

 

Also.......

 

Would have never guessed that…