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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2AnTujxPc

 

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Things that @My Name is Rahl might 'tell', as a 'Bama Fan'




What does an Alabama girl yell while having sex? “Ease up Paw, you’re crushing my cigarettes.”

An Alabama and an Auburn grad are sitting on the front porch and an old hound dog laying in the yard lifts his leg and starts licking his balls. The Alabama grad said “Boy, I wish I could do that”. The Auburn grad replied “Man that dog would bite you!”

The University of Alabama has announced it had to put astroturf in their stadium to keep their cheerleaders from grazing.

God made Mississippi so Alabama folks would have someone to laugh at.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? A fifteen year old that can out run her older brothers.

An Alabama boy comes running in the house and says “MAW! PAW! I’m getting married”.
So the family starts making wedding plans and in a couple of weeks the son walks in the house and announces “ The wedding is off!”
His Maw asks “Why son?” The son replies “I found out she’s a VIRGIN!”
His Maw says “I don’t blame you son. If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkP2ETJjw-a/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

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