Whatever

Already busted up and threw down the old cistern.

 

Those old 7 gallon thunderbuckets don't flush near as good as ones nowadays!

 

Most of the crap goes to the fire

 

Ohhhhh Into the Fire!

 

You’re just trying to make me feel better

 

Behind that door in the back of the shed is a 10x12 room with magazines waist deep!

 

Yeah. Dat’s music

 

Dun!!! Gunna daggle da jig in da mernin

 

This is just a small part of the mess I was left with. The house took over a year and a half to get 90% of it out. It ain’t done yet!

 

What you plan on doing with the property? Leveling it all and building something on it?

 

“If you can’t eat it, drink it, wipe your ass or kill somebody with it, leave it on the deck.”

- GySgt Murphy

 

I’d build a underground survivalist bunker. Or a strip joint. Both maybe.

 

A good philosophy for a soon to be camper dweller

 

As soon as I get the house completely empty lightning is going to hit it. I’m leaving this shed I’m working on. My grandma’s house is across the yard and is almost gone anyway and I will burn and bury the rest. There’s what’s left of the ice/smoke house that will be buried also. The 40’ long chicken house still needs cleaned out and it will be gone also. I’m keeping the cellar as long as it’s still good. I’m going to put an old grain bin where the house is and going to make a gazebo out of it.

 

"1586 customers impacted"

Well shit, that's the entire population of the township I'm in

 

By the time I get to Phoenix, they might have the lights on…
They’ll see the middle finger I painted on the roof…

 

that’s funny right there..