Whatever

Morning Whats

 

I feel the same way about daikon that Bob does about pot roast

It just smells so much. I make Rob double bag it

I believe we're somewhere at 100 +days of snow on the ground here and almost breaking one of those fun records. Supposed to get our freeze swinging in from the north east this afternoon and it'll be 3* this evening.

... And it's currently 40 this morning

 

Me: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

Clerk: Sorry, we only take money

Good morning whateverers

 

I’m technically still here.
*Looks around the empty house*
I suppose it’s too late to change my mind?

 

11:27 AM

 

Yer plate says FAK!!! That’s fakkin’ cool!

Dis guy gets it!! Phkn time-bombs I tell ya!

 

12:00 PM
Tuesday, February 21, 2023

 

Rabbit stew

 

Oh fucking please, that's just about enough of that shit. Just cause YOU had a bad experience with a turbo engine doesn't mean all of us do. Plenty of old Volvo and Saab turbos happily running about with original parts. Never had any issues with my GTI 2.0L turbo and I beat the shit out of it. Smaller displacement turbo engines are here to stay and not a fucking thing you can do about it.

 

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
I like smoke and lightnin'
Heavy metal thunder
Racing with the wind
And the feeling that I'm under
Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
Like a true nature's child
We were born
Born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild
- Steppenwolf

 

Enough of that shit, really?
Look, I was a mechanic and dealt with those damn things all the fuckin time. Toyotas, Nissan, Mercedes, and even Volvos. I hate them. You will never change my mind and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it. You can’t decide when people give you shit!

 

Spoiler

 

Edited for emphasis!