Whatever

Ni!!!! I’ll have your legs….

Shredder. 2 humbuckers. Split coil switch. Eets teets!!

Oh boy….

I been tellin him dat for evah! He, apparently, is one of them ‘creative’ folk.

Have I told you to shave that Red ass lately?

I play Acoustic!!! I mean, I play both, butt prefer the old tested war-horse dreadnought. Never fails!!

 

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/de...-12-string-acoustic-electric-guitar-edgeburst
I will serenade you with Hotel Commiefornia.

 

Memorex yeah?

 

You left handed too???

 

I hate being left handed

 

No but my house used to be full of them. I’m down to one now.

 

I hate you for being left handed

 

Do the right thing!
Being a mechanic made me Bi….
Bi-lateral!!! I can do almost anything left handed except write or throw.
Oh. Or play a backwards -ass guitar!!

 

Wait. You have one left hand, or you chopped off some family appendages?

 

No, silly. My wife is left handed. When we duke it out, she gets some shots in. I have to pull out my knife to end that shit.

 

Now you bashful??? Lmao!!

 

Nah, sometimes you gotta close the door on whats going on heeeYAr

 

She should be Sainted. Like right dafuq now! I can’t believe she hasn’t smothered you in your sleep.
Amiright @Cooldood ?

 

Trying to teach my son how to hold a bat was fun. I showed him how to bat righty and told him if he goes to the other side of the plate, don’t come home.

 

Blasphemy!!!

 

Beware of the stranger

 

Sounds like my Pops. Told me “if you ever think about coming home with a tattoo or an earring, don’t come home” And he was for realz…
“The last thing you need is another hole in your head”