Whatever

Is being asked to leave a bar the same as being told to leave a bar? I'm gonna go with yes.

 

What about being thrown out of a bar? Like literally?

Cuz... in my douche days... this may or may not have happened to me at a club in slc...

 

I'm gonna go over Dave's head here and say yes. That counts.

 

Yes. Some are just more polite than others. The bartender told me "I think you're a little too drunk to be in here. Let me call you a cab" But he had two bouncers standing by in case I disagreed. Which I did not. I wasn't THAT drunk.

 

I was bouncers obliged...

 

Btw, I had to edit my post. I called that number, seems as though it's a triple x number. Go figure.

 

There use to be a bar in my town that you could run a tab and pay as you leave. The lady that owned it had a reputation for tackin on a few extra Buds if you got a little sloppy. So one night I grabbed a napkin and started jotting down my beers. She came by my table and asked what I was doing. Did I mention she weighed 400 pounds? Anyhow, I said I was trying to keep her honest. So she told me to pay my tab and get the hell out. When I paid, they charged me for a couple of extra. So I hollered, "hey bitch, why you tryin to fuck me on the beer?" Anyhow, I got thrown out of a few others for being underage (after I had been served a few)

 

Am I the only sqeaky clean boring one in here?

 

Judging by the poll it seems as though lots of people sneak stuff into movies and engage in public sex. At the theater?

 

Now...and I don't think I'm alone in wanting to hear the peeping Tom story...

 

Okay i seriously need to get back to work now...

Later guys.

 

I've never walked into a yard and peered into a window. But I will admit, if a window is open and me and a buddy are riding around, we tend to slow down and glance that way. Is that horrible? Will I have a line thru my name later tonight?

 

I’ve never been arrested but I had to check all other boxes

 

Well, if it's out there you're gonna look. As long as you aren't like the lady who called the police to report a guy exposing himself. When the cop showed up he didn't see anything. The lady said "Well, you have to stand on that chair and use these binoculars"

 

You're on a roll Dave. A ROLL!!

 

I only checked 1.

 

Sounds like you got some livin to do

 

Seriously? That's the only thing you're guilty of?

 

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My fellow peeps!