Whatever

You’re my favorite for a reason

 

so..............i post this yesterday am, and then, round 10:45, imma walking from the lot to the shop...something ketches my eye, i turn round, (whilst walking), then turn back roun, and proceed to run into a fire hydrant....thats been there longer than i have.... and get dashed onto the asphalt. purty sho i fucked my rotator cuff up..... course i was greeted by...

 

Oh no!!!!

Hope you feel better soon!!!!

 

This lil peanut had her first day of school Monday….. cut her own bangs for the occasion and all

 

I would have said "Welcome to Monday"... except yesterday was Tuesday Hope you recover quickly!

 

Good morning Wutevars

 

Da Plastic dood's dream girl...

 

Morning What's /Gator

 

God gave you two shoulders for a reason. Now rub some dirt on it and get back in there.

 

I think that @G8R_Taco has an occasional date that’s made of plastic. She looks like she’s singing the word “ah”.

 

Morning y'all.

 

Oh man sorry to hear that. Rotator cuff injuries are horrible.

 

How she do??

 

Was super excited and too busy to tell her mom bye!! Lol

She was nervous about going prior to that. I can’t wait to hear more about it!

We get her Friday until Monday so she’s with us to accept Maxx getting inducted into the Hall of Fame for wrestling on Saturday. Have mixed feelings about what’s coming….

 

My ex-wife was of the batshit crazy variety. When she was not screaming at me, she would say (more than a few times) "I lay awake at night thinking of how I could kill you in your sleep". Then, one day, during a particularly heated fight, she said "If you don't get the fuck out of here and never come back, I'm going to get a butcher knife and stab you!". As soon as she walked out of the kitchen, I grabbed my wallet and keys, and promptly left New York and drove back to California, then filed for divorce. I decided I didn't want to become a statistic. She was no redhead, she was Latina (Ecuadorian). Over the 7 years we were married, she attacked me a couple of times, but never caused any injuries. I even called 911 one time and asked the Sheriff Deputies that showed up to kindly 'splain her that domestic violence is not acceptable.

I posted a little more about this a couple years ago, in the "horror stories about your crazy ex" thread.

 

Jebuz Christ! Most a redhead would do is #### you to death.

 

*** Blink twice if you are being kept against your will

 

My buddy married a Southern girl also. She would beat the piss out of him. One day he wasn’t having that shit and backhanded her. She then came at him with a knife. He ran out and called the cops. Two state troopers showed up and she told them to get off of her porch. When they didn’t, she came out and punched one of them in the face. She got tased and cuffed and put in the car so she kicked out the back window. She was a real firecracker.

 

Bet she was an absolute freak in the sack. Those ones usually are...

 

That’s why he said he stayed with her.