Whatever

New York, or Kansas??

As much as I hate cities, everyone should visit NYC once in their lives. It really is like no other city in the U.S.. Architecture, museums, Ellis Island, Statue of Liberty..... and of course every type of food you could ever imagine (and many you can't imagine).

 

Don’t do it today . It’s Jihad day . Possible riots
Pretty sure I heard every NYC cop is to report to work today

 

Meh, to me it’s looking like he’s having trouble holding the bottle.
One thing’s for sure, those aren’t squachy paws….

 

I’m sorry that I was too quick to judge based on one picture. It struck me as odd that you would have your dog right there while you’re poopin. Then I got to thinkin, maybe he wasn’t really poopin and it hit me. You sit down to pee, don’t you?

 

Morning

 

I heard same thing.

 

Good Morning and Happy Friday Bad Luck Day!!

 

And don’t forget aboot the women.
5th Avenue shopping district is like the U.N. of P####.

 

I got some similar issues. However, I will go out and eat with friends or even alone. Let them figger out what Dey gonna eat on dere own! I’ll make stuff they turn their nose up at… I just say, oh well, more for me…

 

If you are faced with a picky eater, try this useful tip to get them to eat what you made. A. Lock them in a closet for 48 hours with no food or water. B. After hour 48 has passed, slide previously rejected food under door. Bon Appetit!!
For other great tips and tricks, check back here frequently.

 

NY. Apparently he picked the wrong day to go.

 

You gon let him borruh dat new PDP fer self proteckshun while they up dere?

 

One reason to be at least slightly aware of current events.

 

We guard da border from Yankees up here.

 

@SRH

 

I'm going feesching today!!!