Whatever

They charged me! …and told me to come back in 10 years again for the privilege.

 

Seriously though… for yours? a nickel.

 

Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

The curse of love
Is the cause of the pain
The crime of the day is when
You do it again
Call on the doctor, Cash on demand
When you give them a finger
They’ll take off your hand

 

I don’t play a French horn but I do eat broccoli. They keep hiding it in my Chinese food. Probably kale too but I don’t want to know

 

I keep telling myself I should stop drinking. But I’m not gonna listen to some drunk that talks to himself

Good morning whateverers

 

Never.

 

An alien tried to probe me one once. I told him that if he tried it again, I won’t be coming back to his taco stand.

 

Morning what’s

 

Spoiler

He's waiting for cancer.

 

Ok

 

So, I tried to check into a motel but they said they only had one room available and by law they had to inform me that two women had overdosed and died on the bed the night before.
I said “Okay, how much extra is that gonna cost?”

 

Of all of the places on the poll......I haven't heard of any of them.

 

Most likely, you would go through DFW first.

 

Alison and maybe Kevin should visit Dan in Big Pine, California first.
@Hobbs

 

Been there!!!!

Hell yes!!! And swing by and pick me up on the way!!!

 

Seriously? You’ve never heard of Bran Castle or the running of the bulls? I’m incredulous

 

Left over Mongolian is even better.