Whatever

You had me for a second there
Thank you for that postscript, best to not annoy 'em.
They're busy enough, no doubt.
And above all, we must not post stuff that stirs them into action

 

Did ya youtube it?

*insert We Will Rock You here
Not sure why

Nah, but I had my overhead door open.and at least 20 stopped by and asked if I was selling anything. I'm thinking 'could there possibly be something in here someone would want to buy?'

I was barefoot all day.

I feel yer pain, sister

 

As opposed to “Shit The Bed”

 

They’re getting off easy, I had a solid two weeks of grilling and I remember having to submit a blood sample and drug test. I can’t remember which drug they asked for.

 

Someone might wanna buy one of your fancy signs!!

shoes are overrated!

 

Does @Hobbs like it when you’re in him? How would you know? Considering how elusive he is…

 

How’d you get footage of me totaling the 2018!

 

True story....

There was a barn a few towns over that was completely covered in signs, so I called my mom (when she was still living ) and asked her if she knew who owned that barn (cause my mom was from that town).
Anyhow, she knew the guy, told me his name, blah blah blah.
So today this old dude walks over (he was at the yard sale across the street) and was asking me about my (stunning array of beautiful) signs. We got to talking and (come to find out ) he's the dude with the barn.
His sister was my mom's bf in high school.
The barn burned down but he has 3 buildings completely full of nothing but signs.
I told him to feel free to toss any junker signs in my yard the next time he happens to drive by.

He was injured at work years ago and got like a crazy-big settlement, apparently he spent alot of it on signs. And he got the high dollar shit, lots of old oil signs and American Picker kinda shit.

 

actually I was in solitary confinement for a month or so before I was allowed to start talking on here.

 

Welcome to the Dumbgeon, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
WHATEVER you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease

 

What……. the fuck?

 

So thats what that means!!! I gotta tell ya...I had no idea!!

 

Whats Eating Gilbert Oz?

 

That was profound…Dude!

 

Don't act like you don't know.



























You know.

 

Yes, that’s exactly what that means