Whatever

Not planning on a payback but I would like to retire before I turn 95.

 

Nail gun. That'll keep those patches up.

 

What college, if you don't mind me asking? And what year?

 

He's a senior at Wharton Business School at UPenn.

 

OK. There goes my financial aid advice right out the window.

 

We've done all of that. For some reason, they still want money

 

Anyhow, sorry to crash the thread. Today just happened to be "the day". Now, about those patches...

 

That's what I mean. With Ivy Leagues...well, you're either set or sucking dicks behind an abandoned factory.

Is he already set up with career options? Or entrepreneurial ideas?

 

It's really strange, his GPA is pretty good, he sent out 82 emails for summer jobs and only got 3 or 4 responses. He's interviewed for places in Chicago, Newport Beach and StL...nothing. He's been working with some guys here the past 2 summers and they've offered him a deal he can't pass up. He wants to move to a midsize city eventually so they gave him an option to relocate wherever he wants in a couple of years.

 

Probably the best thing to do, at this point. Work in the "trenches" for a bit. Especially with the disturbingly gleeful hope for a recession nowadays. Although, I may be talking out my ass because I don't even know what his focus is.

 

Oh. You mean gif, not video.

They stick to the carpet on the 3rd gens.



Ignore my dirty interior.

 

Hello, I missed like 12 pages of stuff. Also, I pulled something in my neck. It is terrible.

 

Hello Panda. Sorry bout your neck. That sucks.

 

Thanks. I think I farted too hard or something.

 

It happens.

If your neck has an erection lasting longer than 24 hours, see your doctor.

 

https://gfycat.com/slipperyvillainousamericancurlHello, Charles.

 

Farmer tried to put you on the block huh?

 

ya know I ain't gonna die

 

Was it spicy? Like... perhaps... a fiery sort of meat... maybe made available by a Chinese food company?