Whatever

Especially for the kids Dino nuggies

 

nothing..
i got really high and then i enjoyed the steam sauna, the dry sauna, the cold plunge pool, the hot tub, some fresh juice

it was a beautifully maintained place

 

OMG . . . .
Yes

But . . .
I was at at hotel in a foreign country, in an area that didn't get tourists
I ordered chicken nuggs and got those . . .
Grossest things EVER!

 

I think i have a few air fryers saved on Amazon. And the food in Scotland especially fast food is so bland

 

So no Massage?

 

Word around the farm is the previous owner liked to sunbath in the back yard here... from what I was told despite being 80 uhm there was no clothes. There's not exactly enough trees around here and she wasn't really a looker

 

nope!
just the sauna - you can't get a sauna experience like that here, at all . . .

lol
i mean at 80 . . .
i know i wouldn't give a fuck, like at all

 

I mean you're right. One wrong move though and you're probably gonna step on a tiddy though...

 

Stick a ferk in me

Spoiler

 

Ain't like I'm moving fast at that point . . .

Speaking of, I need to clean off my lounge chair and move it to the back deck - to work on my 'tan'

 

Smile and say… “No esta…”
Repeat as necessary.

 

I was so high....
I think I just stared at her and thought WTF is this woman talking about....

Pero..
No hablo inglés is what I would have used
However she did look Hispanic so that could have backfired. . .
Pretty sure I just stared, maybe mumbled some shit and walked away with my juice

 

Disability has DRAWBACKS. You can’t have more than 2K in funds or you risk losing benefits and other quirky things. I have a friend who’s had several surgeries and it’s a tight rope dance to keep from facing seizure. Fortunately he has a duplex and rents the other half. Rent pays Mortgage and insurance, which leaves benefits to pay food/utilities. He has to do fix/flips to make up gaps and keep his bank stable. He Does home repairs/maintenance to spend anytime there’s an influx. There were folks that got the IRS checks causing kicked off disability and reclaim check… stupid.

 

Nor that Europe has A VERY LOW BAR on nudity? Topless is extremely common.

 

You meant a convection oven?

 

But then they know you speak Spanish… always leave them confused… best they think YOU'RE the idiot.

 

@FishnTx - Mmmmm….



Proper cracklin…


THIS is how you know it’s good stuff…


Chicken’ cracklin…



Venison burrito…



Allie-g8tr boudin and allie-g8tr smoked sausage…

sour plums, local honey, and peaches… support your local farmers!



saw some young corn and sugar cane this morning…. (This ain’t it!)






oh, @StayinStacy … I picked up that buttplug you asked for…