Whatever

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words but these descriptions are so, so, profound!!!!!!

Honestly, and this is no lie,

I feel like I honked the horn!
I can smell the rain from here!
If I didn't know any better, I would say I was in your parking spot!!! (hand to God)
And not just any tree, A TREE!
It's almost as if I can hear the paddle wheel and jazz music playing. No way could this be any other river than the great Missisip!
My first thought, one hell of a deer trail but then it hit me! Beaver Slide!!!!
The most profound of all, and even after studying it for like 3 minutes, I almost said valley! But Phhhht, I wrote down Ditch too!!!!!!
The Damn Damn had me confused for a little longer. I just wanted to say Dam but I felt that was not right. I left this one blank.
I was really hoping for a beaver pic so I am pretty disappointed by this point.
Especially when I read "Money Shot" but you made up for that let down by posting a pic of your truck so you get a pass.

In the future that, for us old guys, never say beaver pic or money shot in the same post ever again! Not unless you know someone is nearby with an AED or we are close to a hospital.

So, did you pull your pants down a little before going in or did you follow the rules?

Thanks for sharing.

 

Courtesy of @CaptAmerica

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/how_walk_human

 

Phucking Peasant, Pheasant! Dogs these days and their words that mean other words!

 

Wow! That's one hell of a response right there!

 

"This is the last picture we found on his phone, detective."

 

Beaver are interesting creatures. I saw a beaver take on a coyote on land, beaver just kept his back to the coyote and used his tail like a nightstick. Coyote kept trying to circle, beaver kept his back to it and slapping at it with his tail.

Coyote lost, I could hear the impacts from the beavers tail, coyote took a few shots to the head and moved on.

 

they left you the arm rest?

 

it would be even funnier if that was his mom!

 

I’m about to pick my crew up from getting dentals.

 

I’ll post a picture here in a few. lol Picking my dogs up from the vets. They’re known as the “wiener mafia.”

 

Oh! Picking up your dogs from the vet from getting their teeth cleaned!

 

Funny, so are we

 

Well those were some fantastic pics. I felt a appropriate response was warranted.

Honestly though. You let me into your life a little and I appreciate that.

 

How’s the hand?