Whatever

We just plug the tub, damn good time to be had by all, well maybe a couple at a time

 

Bigger parties we break out

The flag as well.

 

I need to do this!! Construction tarps work?

 

Probably. Pools are just giant toilets....

 

Look! We can all make our own!

 

Gross

 

We haven't filled her up yet. takes about 3 days.

30,000 gallon in ground.




Our pool days can get a bit, wild. This is my little buddy. I'd gotten my first burn (last year) and was wearing this to keep the sun off my face. He wanted to as well.

 

I haven’t started drinking or smoking yet, so I know it’s not me. Is you buddy invisible?

 

Disappearing photo

 

Never know around here, we do have disappearing posts @StayinStock

 

A lifeguard threw me out for peeing in the pool. I said but everybody does it. she said yeah but not from the side

 

My thoughts exactly! That or it’s his imaginary buddy.

 

I'm on a mountainside next to Michaux State Forest.
Turkeys and deer traipse through the yard all the time. Neighbors saw a Black Bear in their yard once.
Lots of critters here and many have gotten in.

Let's see..two possums (that I remember) and two skunks (definitely remember them).
They came in through the cat door...for the cat food. Not all at once, ha.
I herded them out...gently with a cardboard shield. No, I didn't get sprayed.
Two black snakes, a garter snake, and the bull snake.
That bull snake was real bitey and unhappy.

No problem with squirrels in the house...yet. Give it time. They do steal my apples.
Groundhogs are making it futile to plant the vegetable garden with anything besides potatoes.
Saw a big fat one just the other day.
Neighbors have seen Copperheads in their yards, I haven't. I try to keep the brush down for that reason.

Oh yeah, maybe you'll like this.
It was a long time ago and I'd almost forgotten.
Looking back, I think it was an omen:

We moved in this house as newlyweds.
One Sunday morning my wife says the cats are acting weird because there's a little snake under her car.
And would I take care of it?
So asshole me replies: "Whatsa matter, is my wife afraid of an itty bitty snake?"

It's all coiled up, evidently the cats had really annoyed it.
So I reach for it and Whoa!
Sure looks like a baby Timber Rattler.

Plan B...get a broom and a 5 gallon bucket.
Get it in the bucket and yep.
It only had one button on its tail and couldn't really rattle.
But it sure was shaking it.

I took it in the woods and let it go.
Their numbers are low and it's illegal to kill them.
Which doesn't stop most people, but anyway...
They're pretty mild tempered, as rattlesnakes go.
They've always been very good about warning me when I get too close while out hunting in early small game season before the first freeze.
Or when hunting mushrooms in Spring or just hiking in the Summer.
Copperheads are much more common, and not gentlemanly at all.

I took it to a rock fall up the mountain a quarter mile away, which was the most likely den site.
Did I mention the mountainous areas of PA are very rocky?
Supposedly Appalachian Trail hikers say that PA is where hiking boots go to die.

Anyway, if any of you actually made it this far, thanks for reading.
And I hope you all have a good day.

 

I may have to make another change to my sig.




[EDIT] Oh Jeez, I just now noticed Dave's title under his avatar:

Trailer Park Slumlord.

 

Morning all!

So who watched the episode last night?

Like when the one character showed up at the place and the other character was there, and everyone was all like ooooooh....

 

I didn't, I have never watched that show...



I did just start watching impulse today tho... actually a pretty good show...

 

Good morning "Whatever" folks!

 

I just skip the formalities and go straight to youporn....