Whatever

I could make sum brown eyes blue for 1000 dollars a day

 

Nothing for the most part....I have 2 myself. I have talked with several artists and it's not the glamorous life. I ain't going to tattoo anyones dick, fat ass etc....

 

Unless you are Kat Von (I would love to give her the) D

 

Eeww

 

I wouldn't either, but there is a bunch of hott chicks in LA...just sayin.

 

Are they really women though?

 

There's a buncha hot chicks in Utah too! Just gotta be in a certain lifestyle to gain access to them. Ask Shad.

Also, you gotta be careful in Park City. All the hot chicks are olympic athletes, and that girl I was making a play on at the top of the mountain on a bike ride was a gold medal olympic rower.

 

I need to get all mine redone , even covered up with sumthing better . Last time I got tattooed I was 21

 

For my mental health, yes. They are all women.

Why the long face? She didn't want to practice with your oar?

 

She kicked my ass on the way down the mountain too! Turns out she grew up in PC and the trails we were racing down were her home trails. She's prob ridden them a literal thousand times.

 

Beaver Taco it is (lunch stop)...

 

I can only imagine how bad that had to hurt.

Day said just trying to gether in a good position to do the work was weird af. Basically face down ass up was how it ended up.

 

Speaking of tattoos.
A guy walks into the bathroom a d steps up to a urinal and whips it out to pee.
Next to him is another gentleman peeing also.
The guy begins to pee and glances over at the gentleman and can't help but notice he has a tattoo on his schlong. The guy starts to think ti himself how much that would hurt and must be really dedicated o his wife or girlfriend. Then he starts thinking of what the girlfriend or wife names is, as he can only see WY.
Whitney
Wendy
His mind begins to wander a little too much and the gentleman notices this guy next to him is staring at his dick and says "hey, what the hell! What are you doing?"
The guy snaps out of it and appologizes and say he can't help buy notice you have a tattoo on your Johnson. Man that must of hurt and I couldn't help trying to figure out what it says. All I see is WY, is that your wife?
The gentleman chuckles and says no i am not married. The guy looked at little puzzled and asked well then what does its say or mean.
Oh... when I am fully erect it says "welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

 

Morning

 

Morning B

 

Mornin Brandon. Have a great Thursday!

 

Morning, Brandon!