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@OneGiraffe , Hunting is just like riding a bike, you never forget how. I think you should make it a plan to go deer hunting this winter when all this covid-19 crap is over with. Deer hunting has many benefits.
1. It gets you into the woods where it's nice and quiet.
2. No Cell phones, no TV, just you, and nature.
3. If your fortunate enough to kill a deer, then you have extra meat in the freezer, and it's better for you than the crap we buy at the grocery store.
4. If you kill a nice Buck, then you have bragging rights.
5. And the number one reason to take up deer hunting again, is to regain a skill set that will last a lifetime.

 

I called my wife using my best friend's phone.
She answered "Hey there lover boy"
No idea how she knew it was me.

I went in Home Depot and was reading on a can of bug spray
I asked an employee "Hey, is this stuff good for wasps?"
She said "Naw man. It kills them"

A weasel walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop" goes the weasel

 

Could be abandoned. Female could be in the belly of a hawk. They could of seen Jersey coming and got scared and got the hell out of there. Male could be a shithead and female went to get water. So many possibilities.

 

Well said!

 

mmmm....noooo, nooooo. I'll give ya the hail though. That is good sized. Poor honda. Never had a chance

Edit: that's called making a mountain out of mole hill

 

Beef! It's what's for dinner...

 

The Honda definitely has some dings.

 

Currently sitting down eating ravioli, now feeling inadequate

 

We had mini-ravioli for lunch yesterday!
It's been a long time, but still good.

 

You all good?

 

As long as the Honda isn't included in "all"

 

Olive Garden style ravioli or Chef boyardee?

 

I'd say somewhere in between. Better than boyardee, but not restaurant made. It's delicious. Well, was delicious. I destroyed that plate

 

Yeah! Car can be repaired. People... not always so easy.

 

I know, I know. I will again one day. I'm more afraid of making a bad cut and ruining good meat more than anything.

But everything you say also just makes me miss camping right now

 

Yes sir, thanks for asking. This storm popped up about 10 miles away and was on us without warning. There was a family with two small girls riding bikes when the hail hit, they got moving pretty quickly.