Whatever

So, a guy goes into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: "You don't look very happy. What's wrong?"
Guy: "Ever since I was a child I've had a fear that someone was under my bed. I talked to a shrink today and he wants $150.00 every month for a year to cure me"
Bartender: "Hell, pay me 10 bucks. I'll cure you right now"
The guy thinks What the hell and gives him $10.00
Bartender: "Saw the legs off your bed"

 

This is that morning wisdom I need to get through this day

 

@Taco-Obsessed just saved this little guy.

@JaCado what kind of animals have you found in pools?

We get quite a few frogs/toads, lizards/skinks. We have had 2 dead squirrels in the bottom and a dead rabbit. I try and save everything I can and move it away from the pool.

 

Toads, lizards, snakes, mice, moles, gophers, squirrels, raccoons, a crow.

 

I didn’t know @Crow_of_judgement could swim.

 

He couldn't he was sucked into the skimmer, dead. Feet sticking out of the hole in the tile. Was the first and only one I have taken out.

 

Well if crows could swim you wouldn’t have been ass up in a pool.















on a serious note can you not swim?

 

Morning everyone!

 

I learned when I was maybe 4 or 5 years old? I never had actual lessons though, I guess mom and dad kinda taught me/ maybe learned my self?

 

Cannot like your post man! Sorry to hear. Bad backs will fuck up the best of days! Hope you start feeling better soon.

 

This ^^^^^^^

 

I guess we’ll ( looks like TN and NC opening soon)know in a few weeks what opening looks like.

 

Ever find any cougars? Asking for a friend.

 

Mice, rats and lizards.

 

I tried to watch the Lyrid meteor shower but saw nothing.

Not just the fish.

 

Last time my wife had her work friends over to swim there were a few here.

 

2 legged or 4 legged?