Whatever

Pretty normal these days...

 

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and his wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

 

Yeah she is; here's a nude photo I recently leaked...















































































































(She was named Lady Gaga)

 

This ones for you
The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."

 

Injury happened on the job, would think she’d qualify

 

Would expect nothing less from the Michael Jordan of beating off

 

@Roll Tide defined it best: masturblazer.

Now if you'll excuse me...

...I'm going to go touch some food because I'm hungry.

 

You post the most worthless, random shit

Spoiler

please don't stop

 

Thank you!

 

I would have a better understand if you were talking about goats

 

Are these Whatever miscreants brainwashing you???

 

Oh, you like goats???