Whatever

Okay, now what?

 

It's sad

 

I one-upped their asses though. I snuck past Tiger King.

 

Ello!!!

 

I think I'll take up meditation. It's better than sitting here doing nothing.

 

Or you can tell us some jokes

 

She was only a moonshiner's daughter...but I loved her still.

I didn't think a chiropractor could improve my posture...but I stand corrected.

My dad told me the first rule of theater was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy.
Lousy anesthetist

 

There os something definitely weird going on in that head of yours.

 

Where are my manners??? I’m sorry. I’m Clemson some shit and my name is Chester. The Molester. Nice to meet all you fine folks!

 

Abilify

 

@stun gun
Your daddy is up to no good again. Look at this shit!!
H. E. L. P.

 

You’re on your own. I threw his golf clubs into the neighbors pool. I got mine.

 

My mom recently had a birthday. She had to spend it alone. Because of drugs, alcohol and other bad choices...we all forgot her birthday.

We thought my grandma died in the best possible way...Peacefully in her sleep.
When they did the autopsy they found she'd died in the worst possible way...during an autopsy.

My grandad died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.
Now I'm gonna find a movie on Amazon since I've exhausted Netflix. Night all.

 

Sleep well

 

Good night all

 

Didn’t happen to pluck that 60 degree Vokey outta his bag? The one y’all used to send air mail down to the convent/asylum with when you were in that non-vocal stage?)

 

Nah. I was like fuck it. Everything must go. I was in boxer briefs and trying to hold onto 3 hot pockets while not slipping into the pool.

 

Goddam son. I totally forgot about the hot pockets! The shrink in the basement closet used to go nuts when she smelled that sweet savory smell from your nasty toaster-oven.