Whatever

This is why I am not much on saltwater... i have pulled a few things out that were just... nope, fuck off, cut the line.

 

Only the brave

 

I am good with catching and bringing to the surface, get a good look, bringing it on shore or onboard, nope, back to the deep with your ugly ass.

 

You would bust yet gut when a Giraffe
Swivels it's 20' neck to get a wiff after farting.

 

You should goto a zoo.

Don't talk about me that way

 

My doctor came in with some bad news.
He said “You really need to stop masturbating”
I said “Why Doc, is it harmful?”
He said “No, nothing harmful about it. But you’re upsetting everyone else in the waiting room”

 

Dinner tonight and the amazing hot sauce that Tiffany buys when she ventures into a Dean & Deluca a bit more than tipsy. $20 and ain't no one telling me I can't buy it

❤ @Twizted

 

Fart wiffer

 

We need a story, whose turn is it?

 

I vote the new guy.

 

I second that

 

Oh

 

Ya'll are making the same face.

And...you're up for storytime, we're waiting.......

 

Dog and I had Crabcakes for lunch.
Our Farts smell really good tonight.













And I like Saltwater fishing.

 

Good enough!

 

I thought mediocre would suffice here.
But wait
There's MORE

 

Hi Jenn!!!

 

Heeeyyy... what's going on here?

 

Not much tonight. You doing ok?