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If the mullet were a piece of literature, it would be “Instructions on how to assemble your polyurethane above-ground pool.”




Discuss.

 

Aquavelva, Old Spice, and Dep EXTREME!

 

Egg whites ftw

 

I could never for the life of me get that to work.

 

Time and had to pretty much ruin a encyclopedia or big ass book

 

Once or twice used deodorant to slick my hair!!

 

Hey now, pools are expensive...

 

That wasn’t directed at any of the whateverererers, of course!

 

Yes they are and have limited life spans of use, otherwise it's just a boat in your yard.... foooorrrrrevvvvver

 

I don't have one but would if I could.

We all know you're a hater

 

Pools are fine, typically it's the people that own them

 

Just you.

 

While in automotive, I would forget how greasy and oily my hands were and run that through when touching my hair. That shit actually worked well, but definitely did not want to come out.

Side note, called the guy from a couple days ago who was being a dick who I told it would be a while to fix his mower. Decided to be nice and just called and got his approval for the repair that should be done today or early tomorrow...that I finished an hour ago

 

I don’t see it

 

You are just a big softie

 

That's what people keep telling me. I do it because I care and don't ask anything in return

 

Expect nothing and get everything.
Or expect nothing and and you'll never be disappointed

 

Bingo! This is why when it comes to a lot of things: online ordering, food at a new place, dmv, whatever, I do it far enough in advance or set the expectations low enough to where I'm not that bothered when it takes longer or doesn't taste as good as I would have hoped.