Whatever

Well I see how much fun you are... JK

if someone invited me to go I’d probably go. I don’t really know anyone who does it though..

 

Truly hope you shit yourself in the process.

 

Commando.

 

One of my favorite childhood memories was the day my parents told me I had been adopted.
I said “You mean you aren’t my real parents?”
They said “No, we are your real parents. Your new ones are picking you up in an hour”

The new ones were okay I guess. They moved around a lot. But I always managed to find them.

Good morning all

 

Trying like a mo’fucka

 

On Valentines Day I gave my girlfriend a babydoll negligee. She got mad.
She said “Technically, this is a gift for you”
I said “Well if we’re getting technical, it was a gift for my last girlfriend”

That’s when the fight started.

 

You must know @SRH pretty well.

 

Oh @TacomaDave, you never disappoint!

 

A guy goes into a brothel and approaches the madam. He takes out a big roll of cash and says...
“I want the toughest steak you have, burnt. Then send me the ugliest woman you have who will tell me she has a headache and to do it myself.”
The madam is a bit shocked “I don’t understand. You can obviously afford the finest steak in town and a beautiful lady to fulfill your every fantasy”
Guy says “Sweetheart, I’m not hungry or horny. I’m homesick.”

 

Good morning folks.
A little painting, possibly a yard mowing today. Was gonna wash my house but I have a slight case of the
Have a great day!

 

Afternoon!

 

@vrod671
The first time I tried foot-fetish porn, I didn’t like it. But after a while I gave it another try and it was actually pretty good.
I guess I had gotten off on the wrong foot.

 

Having a root beer float and Little Debbie oatmeal cream snack cakes for lunch because... I can.
Being a grown up has it’s perks.

 

Love oatmeal cream pies!