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A little girl asks her mom "mommy, how was I born" Her mother smiled and replied "once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful tiny seed. Your daddy planted it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed germinated and grew tall with many leaves until it became a lovely healthy plant. Then we dried it and smoked it and got so high we forgot to use a condom"

 

After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor’s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. “It’s only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age,” the neighbor said. “Sexuality?! ” the mother yelled. “He took out her appendix!”

 

If the mullet were a computer, it would be a Gateway 2000 desktop with a floppy drive and a joystick for playing Doom.





Discuss.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/jerks-guess-i’m-shopping-for-new-wheels.670869/

 

You just like to discredit everything I love.


/IDDQD

 

Sooo, my girlfriend is really pissed. She asked me to make love to her like in the movies. Apparently we don’t watch the same kind of movies.

 

Answer to the poll,
Yes, extremely nervous. Not because of covid, but because people are batshit nuts over everything.

 

That bites!

 

You know how it gets worse? Your wife and your girlfriend are both pregnant.

 

That’s a bad day!

 

Nope, just time for the hail Mary pass and then move out of state.

 

Craigslist, or take it out of state.

 

Yard is complete !!! Shower and bedtime now

 

What if we light the crow signal? Then you gotta come.

 

Fuck that’s some fancy shit! I was running a dial up line to the neighbors house for play text based games on hyperterminal! Although my buddy had a 2k with MDK installed! That was cool too! Mullet worthy nah! He had a rat tail!

 

Mullet = Mullet!