Whatever

*blink*

 

As I was pulling through a lot this morning, I saw this little guy beating the shit out of a crow. After he ran it off, he landed on a wire and posed for a picture. It’s an American Kestrel, the smallest and most common falcon in North America.

 

Things are getting bad. Border patrol caught a truckload of Americans trying to sneak into Mexico.

Good morning all

 

Morning Dave

Not to set expectations but I could use some good jokes and maybe a @Gritto story or two to pass the time today. Make it a good one gentleman

 

My lesbian friends next door gave me a Timex for my birthday. That’s not what I meant when I said “I wanna watch”

 

Lesbian couples always split up. Always. That Timex will keep on tickin'.

 

Yeah but Timex watches make boring pron movies.

 

Can't argue that.

 

Maybe a G-shock?

 

Sounds like a plan for today.

 

Pizza does sound pretty amazing.

 

A methodist, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

 

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

 

Just say no to drugs? If I’m talking to drugs I probably already said yes.

 

What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.

 

Lunch time!!! It’s fuggin hot!
Chicken fried steak

 

A guy is shipwrecked but manages to swim to an island. He suddenly finds himself surrounded by native warriors pointing spears.
“I’m fucked” he says to himself.
Then he hears a booming voice from the heavens.
“No, grab the spear from the closest warrior and plunge it into the chiefs heart”
So he does it. Then hears the voice again.
“Now you’re fucked”

 

@vrod671