Whatever

Can I look under the tool belt for 50.00?

 

Of course you can!!
He would show you for $5

 

She said

 

Good poll!

 

That is also what she said.

 

Pole?

 

She said it, not typed it. They sound the same.

 

You all like my pole.... its telescopic

 

Mine too but it extends in the wrong direction.

 

They make implants for that, ya know

 

And give up doing myself from the inside out? No thank you.

 

There's math involved in this answer and I'm not good at math

 

You really put some thought into the polls! I'm quite impressed.

 

Way to avoid the answer
It's simple.
30 days in a month
5 days of bleeding
= how many time per month should sex be had. (Self pleasing not counted)

 

Was just thinking about you and where you ran off to.
You were either married or buried, kinda the same thing in my book.

 

If you are only bleeding 5 days a month, you’re not putting enough into it.

 

Let's just call it "scheduled bleeding"

 

Oh snap