Whatever

You stick yer finger by the lens er nah

 

It's correct. Guam is wrong.

 

*slacks

 

Just the flash

 

That what I said tho

 

Cool! Looks like an ig filter

 

Guam would be right for vacation

 

I bet he doesn’t know what that is.

maybe he can ask his kid?

 

I haven’t heard that word in a long time.

 

The only people I know who say it are my boomer parents.

 

An old guy I worked with said that to me and I said, “come again” he said, how much did you pay for those slacks. I said, these aren’t slacks, they’re Levi’s. He said “same thing”. That’s coming from a guy wearing polyester slacks.

 

And ex car salesmen

 

You just lost points. Poor choice of color. Are we hunting or are we looking for the cover of Better Homes and Gardens?

 

What? Your unicorn paint that thing??

 

Don’t be discouraged as I find your nesting instinct to be highly refined. There’s something to be said about that.

 

Green???

 

And wtf do we need a deadbolt for?

 

Theft of the blind?

 

Not THAT green or is this one of them there fancy pants hunting grounds?