Whatever

That was why the Russian PoS got ejected. Having something different was killer though.

I borrowed a DR350 for a camping weekend. It would fill the hole in my soul. The wishlist topper is a WR450F though.

 

FTFY:

 

Why yes, yes I am

Sure! I have an IOU box lying around here somewhere

I mean.... She actually kept it to work and didn't do the million question stuff with me. Due to being around it for so long, on one hand I want to help and understand people, but on the other I want them to stop talking. It's quite the pickle

 

Whoa whoa whoa....

Can we pause for a moment. Your mom is a psychiatrist? This explains so much!






















It doesn't, but I still had to say it.

 

LoL!


In Over Under?


It sounds like you did well.

 

That reminds me of the car I had in college. It was an ‘88 Cougar XR7 and it had the 5.0 engine. I had dual exhaust with Flowmaster 40 series mufflers on it, and it was plenty throaty.

Anyway, I kept it in a parking garage near my apartment and there was this Audi that always parked on the same level as I did.

I learned that if I held the engine at about 2,100 RPM, the resonant frequencies would make the Audi’s alarm chirp once, then after a few more seconds, the alarm would go off full blast.

So, with this knowledge in hand, I set that alarm off every single time I would leave and come back.

I wonder if the owner ever figured out why his battery kept getting weak all the time.

 

that exhaust was awesome but hung down too low and bottomed out ripping the mount off of it. I had it welded a few times but wasn’t meant to be. It had a gate valve that was adjusted by a cable to open or close.

 

I know! Just wait until all my inner demons start showing themselves *pushes them further down with coffee and sexual frustration*

It's a delicate balance. Like when a buddy seems to be having a problem, I ask questions, find the underlying issues, try to help resolve or at least bring them to the surface to be addressed and help inspire confidence...and also drink beer and tell him to get laid. As I said, it's about balance

 

Isn't this always the real cure?





#peaceinourtime

 

yes, but I can't lead with that. You gotta start with the helpful bits that open up a dialogue before nut punching them

 

That is why I fail.

 

Maybe you can update your tinder profile to include glory holes for social distancing? Is that a thing?

 

If the Canucks say so, it must be real.

 

That should be a thing. Gotta open up the options for non-contact encounters

 

Baller!

 

At least I can park between the lines weirdo. I know you drive for a living. Just thought you would be good at it by now?

 

I’m in a door so Im pretty sure that I’m between the lines. I’m fucking good.