What's the quickest damage you have put on a new truck?

Took my 2022 out offroading day I got it and put pinstripes in it nothing crazy. Sold my 22 and got a 23 with 4 miles on it and more pinstripes and put a big old dent in the muffler tube under the truck. Now I see why everyone does a re-route of that pipe. My black 2023 truck looks 6 years old and scratched and beaten to hell from just two off-road trips with about 1900 on the odo right now lol

 

Ummmm, take it where branches don't scratch you up?...
Or live with it and don't give a crap, which a lot do.

My wife rags on me for keeping my 2021 in showroom condition, says she prefers it
dirty and dusty. It gets plenty dusty and dirty but when I know I'm gonna be street
driving for a while I shine it up..... you gotta wear shades just to look at it.

 

I don't like that crossover exhaust tube that Toyota hung below the cross member.
Why would an engineer design it like that?

 

I don’t think OP is worried about it. I’m with your wife. I polish my luxury SUV but my truck is a truck and I treat it like such, ain’t no one got time to make that thing shine.

The exhaust reroute is cheap and easy. Highly recommend.

 

Dude I know bought an $80k Larame 3500, and before driving it off just knicked it hard with his spurs just to "get the first one out of the way"

Someone else that I took off road with me (his first time) had a new 3rd Gen still on the temp tags; got tons of pin stripes that day

Y'all being worried about a cheap truck is hilarious

 

Scratched the paint on my rear plastic bumper. Replaced it with a steel bumper pronto.

 

You haven't read many of the OP's other threads have you.

 

Back in 2009 I bought my 2010 OR. 3 days new, a Rav4 backed into the left back fender and bumper. The nice elderly couple waited until I came out and confessed. We laughed together how my truck didn’t even have 200 miles. They had good insurance and I got it fixed and that was the first of 4 times it’s been hit and repaired.

 

You’ll get there. Keep practicing.

 

Classic stuff.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/silver-lake-dunes-2023.796055/page-10#post-29001721

Because I took the opportunity as "unplanned upgrades" rather than just fix what's broken, the repair costs ballooned to around $4600 and counting.

 

I ripped a huge fart into the seat leaving the dealership

 

I genuinely try not to fart in customers vehicles. There was a rumour a long time ago someone got fired over it, and for some reason it just stuck for me.

I'd 100% fart in OP's truck though

 

I feel like I'm the crazy one in saying... there's a middle ground. Trucks are for truck stuff, but also, damn dude, take care of your toys. A ding or an occasional scratch = truck stuff. Pinstriped and beat like it was sacrificial rolling stock in the Blues Brothers = I'm going to assume that the drivetrain matches the curtains.

Trees are for driving around - not through.

 

Fart jokes are always funny!




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You sound oddly proud about beating up your trucks.

 

Yeah, when you're 10 yrs. old...

 

It’s all Shits and Giggles until someone GIGGLES and then shits!!!

I’m 10 years Old

 

Mentally I am 12 yo. Fart jokes are always funny.

 

You need to get into a Lexus with ventilated seats i.e. electronic dispersal system.