What's the weirdest thing you have in your truck?

She looks like she could be a twin to my buddies daughter. Weird!

 

Fixed just in case it was offensive to anyone

 

Lol, doggie bags in a box. Wonder what the dumpster diver thought they were.

 

Rubber chicken. Doesn’t everybody need one?

 

I had bird dogs so I had K9 first aid essentials stashed everywhere. I just found some feminine pads in the compartment under my passenger seat. They make great impromptu trauma pads due to their blood absorbing capability.

 

This one lady used to come into our dealership with a witch manikin in her back seat sitting up. You’d look in the rear view/ or turn around and see her and you’d freak the hell out.

 

I try to always keep a extra pair of boxers...

 

An Xmas gift from my brother in law.

It may look to you like a crushed can with rivets as eyeballs , but to me Topher is a traveling companion and protector from all things evil.

 

Nose hair trimmers and a 5th of 7X along with the tire changing kit in my extended cab. (Forgot the potato juice was there until this thread made me think).

 

Looks like a weird catfish without the whiskers

 

Nice lil low key bird she's flying...fit right in at my house.

 

Probably would, but they also fit over the tailgate.

 

I always keep a Delorme in my truck. Nothing weird about that at all. I do however have an inordinate number of hats in it. Don’t know why I do that, guess it’s my irrational fear of melanoma kicking in...

It would take too long to list all the rest of the crap I keep in there.

 

I'm finding that i'm starting to accumulate a bit of a pharmacy in the center console. I have allergy pills (the fiancee and I get severe allergies whenever we drive into the central valley), ibuprofen, gas ex pills, peptol bismol pills, and probably a few others i'm not remembering on top of the full camping first aid kit behind the driver rear seat.

I also have an old first aid kit from the 1960s that apparently a friend's dad had swiped out of an Illinois state trooper's car back in the day. It's all steel and I've replaced all of the ancient medicines and ointments inside with the modern boxed equivalents.

 

I'll list a few:

Shovel, tire repair kit, compressor, tools, tie-downs, 50 rounds .38 special, and femine products.

 

Hmmm, can't think of anything real odd... my passengers often have a laugh wearing my hard hat and safety vest and glasses while mocking me.

 

Not sure if it still works, but I've had a meat thermometer in my truck for some time. I was lacking one while I was cooking somewhere else, picked up a cheapy, then left it in the truck after I was done so I was never left without when I got thrust in to unexpected cooking duties at someone else's place.

 

I have a toy Yoda on my dash.

 

some other driver because they STOLE MY TACO!!!!!!

 

I used to keep a flashlight taser in the driver's side door pocket, until one day I reached in there and the thing fucking zapped me at a stoplight. I don't keep it there anymore