"Wheeler's Anonymous"

Yep...Im creepy.

 

@dtaco06 please don’t dude cuz we don’t need anymore Mikes in the world

 

"creepy" is that what they are calling sexual deviance now a days?

 

Too late. I've been spreading the seed for years and dodging child support like a fukin wizard.

 

You know I get way darker in the private chats.

 

What do you charge for these 'private chats'...asking for a friend

 

I send an invite. I got one on Instagram and 2 on Independent off-road forum. My favorite is the "fuck you danny" private convo. It's slow lately cause Danny's on my good side for now.

 

I missed Cougar Buttes cause Im working... Bummed out cause its such a great spot to just mess around on obstacles and rocks.

 

I just invited you. Your gonna love it! Tried to invite @eon_blue also but it says Im at the limit of members on convo. Can you adjust that Mr. Moderator?

 

Im gonna say 1 1/2 to 4 is a tough period. The spawn can be fun a cute but they don't listen worth shit. Its even more frustrating when you know they understand what your saying and they just straight up ignore you.

 

It hasn't gotten any better with age over here and he is 9. He hears, just fails to comply.

 

My 5 year old is having problems with the comply part as well.

Oh and she taught her younger sister (1 1/2 yo) to say "What the BEEP"

 

Could have been worse.

 

Since we closed on this house all my time is spent on home stuff.

Haven't looked at any truck parts in weeks.

 

True.

It actually is pretty funny. I hope she doesn't say it at daycare tomorrow though.

I am still surprised I haven't received any calls from my 5yo daycare do to language.

 

I haven't either. It's going to be a long road for me.

 

I went with my mom and 4 year old nephew (at the time) to Missouri to see family for xmas a few years ago, I was teaching him shuffleboard at my grandparents house and when I screwed up my turn I instinctively said 'SHIT' ....sure enough on his next turn he straight up goes "SHIT!" right as my grandmother walked in the room.

To this day I still curse around him without thinking about it though I try reminding myself not to...but the fun part of being an uncle is I can dodge the responsibility

 

Fun part of being a parent is that I choose what is responsible and what isn't.

 

Chip off the old block