When exactly does someone become an A-Hole?

Save those for the next Human Centipede giveaway, but only send a pic of them of course

 

When they marinade a filet mignon

 

No chance Compton Auntie(TM) would put up with some boomer white-knighting her ass.
She'd rip that bottom shelf liquor out of their hands, take a giant swig, then introduce the remainder of the bottle to his noggin, all pronto like.

 

Had this happen a year ago, couple is letting their dog poop on my lawn as I drive up the street. Made sure to pull in the driveway after they started walking and thought they got away with it, then I commented about it. "Oh we don't have a bag"..I said "oh today's your lucky day" and handed them a shopping bag. Pissed me off b/c there's a vacant strip of land across the street they could have let the dog poop

 

When strangers park across the street and steal from my garden and I inject Ripe Homegrown Tomatoes with Cyanide.
Am I an Asshole?
Youbetcha

 

No no no for that, they recommended a SPIDER WOLF, not a wolf spider. Its entirely different and 100 times more terrifying.

 

I bet it was still delicious.

 

When they hurt someones feelings.

 

Jealous people suck.

Guy threw his wad of chew slime at my Pro a few weeks ago. Total knob. It was parked, he says "Toyota's suck" to his buddy and he throws it at my truck. He didn't see us walking out of the place.
We exchange words on what a coward he is to mess with cars when he thinks no one can see him. No damage, just disgusting and cowardly.

He was in a work truck, I am friends with the owner, he has no idea. A few messages across FB later and the guy had to drive to my house and apologize in person. Totally worth it.

Be careful who you act a fool around, everyone knows everyone else.

 

Double whammy!! Haha. If only he got shitcanned on top of it all.

It never ceases to amaze me when people act like fools while driving a company vehicle or wearing a shirt from their job

 

THIS guy gets chew slaw thrown on his truck. And yet, not one homicide involved. Weird.

FTR it would be a struggle from deep within to not react physically. Did you feel that urge?

 

This guy has upper management written all over him.

 

stun gun? I wouldn't mind utility-pack company vehicles, hardcore playing in the lobby or even tortinos-sponsored company picnics.

 

My conflict resolution skills aren’t as solid as @hpiguy. If I saw that happen I probably would have stroked out from anger.

 

Living the dream man, living the dream

 

Likewise. When I was living in small-town central PA that kind of thing used to happen at least bimonthly.
Some dolt would think a particular black f-150 at the bar was owned by the guy dating his ex and definitely not one of the other 129 black f-150s in the town, drain the oil/slash tires, then find out it was actually his supervisors/in-laws/chief of police etc.

 

I work with a dude who has a "special needs" aunt, and he says she literally ripped a door off a refrigerator to get to some ice cream. I mean ice cream is fantastic and all but holy shit balls that's kinda terrifying.

 

Not in Florida.

 

Obviously. In Florida, all rules go out the window.

 

That happened here in Colorado
she was so busted!!