When we we're punkass kids

We would redirect the windshield washer hose to the grill and squirt people who walked by

 

Never head that one. Guess i am too young.

 

And the guys with the fog horns think their crafty

 

oh come on that is our way of making fun of the people that walk on the side of the road.

 

Your buddies would never walk or stand in the front of your truck

 

One time. We stole the douchebag neighbors two 50# Olympic weights and his cable lock and locked it to the rear axle of the other douchebag neighbors '85 iRoc Camaro. Oh to be eight years old again...

 

Me and my buddies would put the BIG tie wraps on the moving axles of our friends. Talk about a racket when they slap the underside of the vehicle! Wait, I still do that to my coworkers

 

zip tie a shopping cart to their door handle

 

*were
I guess y’all skipped on English class too

 

And get away with Dad chuckling about it after

It's funny as long as I'm not a coworker

 

Lol you should join us in here https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/1st-gen-lunchtable-thread-general-discussion.551852/

 

Its my Chinese spell checker

 

damn I wish I could read

 

Although we are punkass kids

 

We five-finger-discounted the beer out of coolers left in truck beds on Friday nights.

I’d probably still do it if I didn’t realize what an asshole move that was

 

I met some high school kids over Memorial day weekend. I'd say we're doing okay.

 

I would still spray an old person on a dock while wakeboarding but I realized I would damage their hearing aids or something

 

Their not as mechanically crafty these dayz

 

More fun to route them to rear tires for pimp juice. Or to spray your intercooler. Maybe to supply your meth injection.

 

You just gave a good idea for those tailgaters