Where do you park your taco when you go shopping?

I park on the ends of ailes. That way at least one side is safe.

 

right up front where everyone can say "thats a nice truck" or whatever is open. But not in the corner cause its more likely to get broken into there.

 

X2!

 

Uphill, so when some lazy slob leaves their cart 'balanced' in the lot after using it and it inevidably begins its decent downhill, gravity will be my friend.

Plus, the calories i burn walking further to and from the store allows me to drink more beer.

 

I park ALL of my cars at the farthest corner of the lot, not just my Tacoma. But, I never park angleways. That's just asking to be keyed.

If other like-minded folks are parking out in the hinterlands, I always try to leave a respectable space or two between the vehicles when possible.