Who Else Is Getting The Big Stiff One On Tax "Returns" This Year?

I spoke way too soon!

What up topher?

She's recovering man except I just pulled her fentanyl patch off and it drew blood. She's a trooper though and just hung in there with a few whimpers. Kinda jelly cause she starts oral opioids in the morning! We will follow up in about 8 days with a knee X-ray so know more then.

HBU? How goes it?

Naw, it's actually cool that it's stayed calm with controversial topics being discussed.

 

Haha yeah, I really don't hate any of those things, necessary evils I guess. Nevermind, I hate not having homes for ammo.
Same old thing.
godspeed to her, I'm sure she's going to kick it's ass and be out running around in no time. Never had opioids to my knowledge, I don't think.
Hanging out around the house, drinkin' some beer and wearing elephant shorts. You know, the norm for a Sat. night.

 

forget the guy with the eagle avatar.

im drinking tonight.

wheres the drunk ass bs thread at?

 

Is this not it? Fuck I must be hammerd.

 

Yaya right on with the kicked backed Saturday night...I could use one myself.

My only opioid experiences were the result of medical issues and limited to the recommended duration only. I would however point out that beer mixed in is OKAY.

So, on a side note, re the elephant shorts...at some time ur man or woman will want their dildo back I'm sure you're using to augment the full elephant effect.

 

Ultra relaxed and kitchen is cleaned after dinner, life is good.
Must try.
I'll let her in there, wait, what was this thread about?

 

Receiving the long shaft of government. No lube included and hand delivered with a side order of spikes all around the shaft.

 

Speaking in jest with that question. I always have the max taken out. Single, own a home, blah blah blah, always owe around $139.00 a year. Yay.

 

How do you have the max taken out, if all you can claim is yourself? I really didn't realize there is a way to have more taken out at your request?

 

there is a way to have extra taken out...I'm not sure what all is involved as I don't care to do that, but I do work with a guy that has it done.

 

I don't really have much first hand knowledge of tax "rates" etc., but I have my accounts manager set up my taxes every year taking the max amount out. IIRC she says that I can choose the amount taken out which is indicative of how much I will get back or how much I owe at the end of the year. I should probably be more hands on and well versed on taxation and the like, but I'm not.

 

I asked for an extra $200 taken out each payroll. helps reduce the amount i owe at the end of the year.

If you want to do this, contact HR.

 

We arent talking about HR Block right? Lol.

 

Correct . Human Resources

 

See they don't teach you about all this stuff in grade school when they really should be. These guys prepare and teach you pass tests when what they should be doing is preparing and teaching you how to succeed in the real world.

This is why the future generations are screwed.

 

Meh, if they taught us everything we'd ever need to know we'd never learn. Succeeding in the real world is surpassing whatever is needed and required, and taking the initiative to go above and beyond. Just my opinion of course.

 

Fuck our crooked ass government!!! Tax our hard earned money before we get it, then when we get and then when we spend it! Fucking bull shit!

 

Uhhhhhh, ok.

 

http://www.bankrate.com/finance/money-guides/how-to-adjust-withholding.aspx

 

You can have more taken out by lowering your deductions or by stating an amount to be withdrawn on top of what they take out based on your stated exemptions. I do that on my State taxes because Maryland even more of a Socialist government than the fed.