Who has the craziest ex-gf?

HAHAHAHA!! I love that part

 

I love the crazy ex idea ... but might I say it should include pics to complete the whole experience!


Mine was 32 when I was 25, mother of four who asked me if I would be the new father of her kids after 5 weeks of dating. Needless to say I replied "ummm... they have a father, so... no, I guess, is the answer." We stopped dating shortly thereafter. And I resumed dating the other girl I was seeing the whole time.

 

Dont know if I got yall beat, cause its an ex-wife not girl friend. But, here goes. To start I got orders to Florida and she stayed in Texas. We start the divorce process and things got ugly. She called my commander and told him I was gay and doing drugs. I get called to his office and he told me he couldnt ask if I was gay, but could ask me to take a command directed piss test. To which I replied that after 12 years of marriage and 2 kids, I at least deserved the benefit of dought to be bye. However I would take the piss test. When I didnt get in any trouble from that, she went to the base exchange and cashed 500 bucks worth of bad checks and went to Air Force aid and took a 1200 dollar loan in my name. (I had to pay those) Then on top of all that she took a Discover Card out in my name to pay her lawyer (The judge made her pay that) Anyway, Now retired from the Air Force and she gets a percentage of my retirement every month for the rest of my life

 

what a bitch! damn!!! i feel sorry for you brother!


as for my crazy ex.... i just broke up with her in august.... for the last 7 months, she has been texting me non stop, not once have i responded to any of her texts/phone calls. i get about 30 texts/day.... she doesnt call anymore but damn! shes all "my life is horrible.... yada yada yada..."....... yeh well.... MY life WAS horrible with HER.... i couldnt do anything without her checking my phone, calling me and making sure i wasnt doing anything dumb. she had no reason to not trust me... i dont cheat... nothing.... O YEH.... My family paid for her to go to Nicaragua in june.... she having these shit fits down there... so being 18 (legal drinking age down there) i just started drinking mass to try drowning her out. on the way home... we were getting on the plane in nicaragua, she puts her carry on bag through the machines, they pull her aside and go through her makeup bag (why she had her full thing of makeup with her... beats the fuck outta me) and they pull out.......a fork...... i was standing next to her and was like... uh... wtf?... immediately... she snaps my head off.... then my mom asks her.... shes dumb enough to snap her head off too!!!!!

yeh... the relationship ended very soon after that!

i never did find out why she had the fork....

 

One of my ex's has a spaceship.

 

I have had one ex that was a nut job!!! And I was told she looked like a horse, and another one of my friends said "she looks like she has had a grenade blow up her in her mouth!!" Took me awhile to realize wow what the heck was I thinking!! And I got out of that relationship fairly quickly after I realized that I needed something better!! Although it took me a year and a half, my friends tried to talk some sense into me but I was hard headed. 2 months later she was put in detox(drug rehab), I guess she was pretty depressed, but she got into it bad when we broke up, and she tried her best to get me back but I couldn't go back, hurt my self image!!! She was crazy!!!!!!! I was wearing beer googles for a year and half i guess!!!

 

So far in my opinion, you have the craziest girlfriend; but I have some questions.
If I saw someone, no matter who the f*ck they are beating the hell out of my brand new car, I would call the Police ASAP! Also, your customers and your security is at stake, with a crazy bitch outside. Who knows what she will do next, come inside? Or was there no way she could get in?
Also, why did you end up paying the bill? She did the damage, she should pay for it?
Or at least call security to your car, to stop her and they can act as a witness and detain her?

Anyways, that was one crazy bitch, thanks for putting that up. Very crazy story.

 

No you have a good point. I guess in a way i still cared about her and felt that i was guilty for braking up with her, remember i was 18. That whole pregnant shit also caught me off guard. I heard a few months later from one of her friends that she really was pregnant but i could never build up the balls to call her on it. It was a learning experience in a way. She did a bunch of other shit too, much worse than this but i didnt have time to write it all down. I was just hoping i wasnt the only sucker out there. Guess i am.

 

Wait, so is this story real or not?

 

was with my gf for a good 2 years and then she sucked some other guys d*ck.. so we broke up and now she's desperate for me and i refuse to take her back. she's currently in depression with health issues that result in her throwing up anything she eats. and her mom blames me..

 

Damn dude, i think you got me with this one but i think they all get what's coming to them in the end. Karma is a bitch.

 

WTF? her mom blames you? Dumb bitch should blame the guy who your ex sucked off. Maybe he had rabies? And not to piss you off but bitch got what was coming to her.

 

haha i agree KARMA

 

Wow I think you unfortunatly win this one.